NOT a Comedian!!!

Unoriginal, talentless hack, not funny, your "Jokes" suck......
Just some of the insults I've had fired at me on Twitter.

First of all, I do this for fun, I'm not a comedian and I don't claim to be funny. Talentless? shit, if I was being paid to Tweet and was failing at it miserably, then and only then would I even consider "talent." The truth of the matter is, I don't Tweet for you, I do it for me, please don't get me wrong, the fact that I can make at least a few of you laugh every day is great to know.
I started Twitter probably the same as most people, following celebs, replying to their Tweets on the off chance they would reply. I started using Twitter because I had a lot of spare time on my hands as I choose to give up drinking just after Christmas. I know my humor isn't for everybody, but instead of bitching about it, why not just unfollow? You probably feel a bit special having somebody with more than 14 followers telling you "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
I know I take Twitter more seriously than some, definitely not as serious as others. I know there will always be some twat who will try and get a rise out of you.
Just know this, I never once said I was funny. I didn't pass any of my GCSE's in high school. I don't promise anything to you in my bio, and I don't believe that I am actually Superman!
So please, if you follow, thats great, I really do appreciate that, but if you DON'T want to follow, don't, just unfollow, there is absolutely no need to point out my grammatical errors or whether or not that particular tweet made you laugh or not!
Anyway, thanks for reading. Peace.